Sometimes I let Daddy read me a story at night. Sometimes I take over. Tonight I took over because he was reading the book the wrong way. He was reading it with the words up. I prefer the words upside down.

I found this in the bathroom today while Mama was getting my bath ready. I wanted to show Daddy, so I put it in my mouth and brought it out to him. Later Mommy used it to steal my snot from my nose.